Saturday, September 19, 2009


Today we had an a-Mazing (weak pun, I know) time. Good old fashioned family fun: A corn maze, hay ride, cows (and cow poop). Got to milk a fake cow as well. I'm thinking it was good practice for post-apocalypse Newport (Mad Max-esque). It's a real working dairy farm so a real farmer drove us (actually his 8 yr old grandson drove us...seriously) on real (think veeeery bumpy) paths through real turd filled fields. On more than one occasion I broke my a-- on the bumps: "yeah kids...all part of the experience!" NO respect for the cows, though. They were completely blocking the path at one point, but the kid drove straight through them. Hamburger for dinner tonight!