Monday, January 14, 2008

Dear vendor sales people,

I'm sorry if this hurts, but I don't want to cuddle with you. I don't want to be drinking buddies or go out for meals. I don't want to chit-chat on the telephone or exchange crappy e-mail jokes. Don't expect me to reciprocate the Christmas card or send a thank you for the "cookie tower." I don't pay you all that money to be your friend. I pay you so I don't have to.

PS: Stop calling.