Saturday, November 12, 2005

Just uncurl those fingers, and slowly back away...

Don't even think of stealing my latte off the beverage counter. Put it down now or I'm going medieval on your ass.

To the kid trying to figure out how to dial his cell phone while driving through the Shaw's parking lot...Hit my kneecaps and I'll smash your windshield.

Finally, to that punk-ass biatch tailgating me in his Daddy's Lexus. That's right, that's MY Infiniti, not my Dad's. Just back off before it gets ugly.

The holiday season must almost be upon us: "Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?"